Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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