Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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