Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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