your thong is hanging out like whoa
I want to make a zoo with you.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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