Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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