If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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