Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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