apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
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I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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