But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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