Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
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For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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