People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
operation have a gay friend backfired
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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