Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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