it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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