They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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