i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
Randomize
