would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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