Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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