His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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