Say something about gay babies.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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