i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I think your dad took our porno
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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