My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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