brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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