There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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