i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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