You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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