i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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