My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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