I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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