Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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