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Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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