its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Life without a bra equals bliss.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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