Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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