we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
