people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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