your thong is hanging out like whoa
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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