try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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