There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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