I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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I need you to use more vowels.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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