he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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