My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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