I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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