So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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