And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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