Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
The Olympian is in my bed
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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