ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just want to make out with him forever
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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