Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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