if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
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Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I need a burrito and a hug.
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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