He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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