Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"