erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...