Cold hands, warm shart.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
