I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.