this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
two words: eviction party
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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