I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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