got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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