check it out our google latitudes are spooning
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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