After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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