he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Randomize
