spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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